I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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