i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Randomize
