I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Randomize
