Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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