Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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