Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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