but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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