she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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