I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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