chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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