just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
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go home
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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