And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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