we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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