Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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