Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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