hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My life is pants optional.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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