i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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