One girl and one boy is just not enough.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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