wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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