so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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