Whod you bang
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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