My nipple is on Facebook.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
