She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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