return my video game
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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