I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Small penises have feelings too.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
