You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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