everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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