I feel like I'm in dance class right now
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you win again, gameday.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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