trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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