No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
so much tequila, so little girl.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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