1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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