Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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