it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it's like iHOP with fire
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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