Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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