It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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