I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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