I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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