I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He shit in the fireplace
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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