No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
