problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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