i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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