I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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