she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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