Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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