Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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