brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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