She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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