I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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