i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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