stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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