Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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