she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
